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No, not a chance

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Potential measles exposure in Bernalillo, Sandoval and Santa Fe counties - KOAT

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Tour players, a 17-year-old and a dentist among those who qualify for U.S. Open on Golf's Longest Day - NBC Sports

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Marijuana Legalization Is Putting 'Pressure' On Alcohol Industry, CEO Of Jack Daniel's Parent Company Says Amid Profit Losses - Marijuana Moment

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

What frustrates you the most?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Quantum Space raises $40 million - SpaceNews

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

First quantum-mechanical model of quasicrystals reveals why they exist - Phys.org

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

BTS’ Suga Pens Message to Fans as Military Service Officially Ends: ‘I Really Missed You’ - Rolling Stone

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

No go.

NASA withdraws support for conferences - SpaceNews

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

“Intelligence Evolved Twice on Earth”: This Groundbreaking Discovery Redefines Life Itself and Shakes the Foundations of Evolutionary Science - Rude Baguette

Then came..

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Mets’ need their all-time lost opportunity to be a Dodgers aberration - New York Post

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Why do people keep complaining about how some people copy and paste the question before answering it? To me, it's very disturbing and makes me want to block and mute them as annoying whiners.

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